Canʼt tell you how many times it took to make this work, but…. oh, wait, yes I can - ONE. Because I’m actually GOOD at Bike Hero.

No closed roads, no CGI, no planted cars or joggers, no hidden cuts in camera moves. Just Dragonforce, a pair of wheels, and cojones the size of grapefruits.

Some viral seeder account linked me to Bike Hero when it first was getting popular. Hah! They probably hoped I would pass it along and tell my friends about it, or make a response video and give it more attention! I bet they never thought I’d…

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…wait a minute.

This video owes its existence to Roadie Brandon Laatsch and Helmet Technician Matt Arnold.