First and foremost, I’m 21 today which means I can go get a real ID and legally buy alcohol. Awesome.

I don’t know about the rest of Louisiana, but between school, this cold rainy weather, and buck nutty’s not having electricity, not much riding has been happening in Lafayette. Oh well, this isn’t the north so things will pick up soon.

Last but not least, it snowed in Louisiana. AWESOME. With the snow, I decided to take the opportunity to do a little how-to. I present to you…

How To Build A Louisiana Snowman

Supplies Needed: Wet Louisiana Snow, Twig, Leaf That Looks Like A Smiley Face

1.) First of all, as soon as you see snow, throw some clothes on and get your ass outside because that snow is not going to be around for long.

2.) Forget all those movies where you’ve seen nice, big fluffy snowman. You don’t have time for that shit, not to mention you live in Louisiana, therefore you probably don’t have gloves and your hands are going to get cold as fuck handling that wet snow. You can expect your snowman to be 8 inches to 3 feet tall depending on how much snow you have.
3.) Now, start making a big ball of snow on the ground. Then make a medium sized ball of snow. Then Make a Small Ball of snow. You know what to do next.


4.) Break your twig into 3 pieces for the eyes and the nose. Add your smiley face leaf for the smiley face. It should be a frown because your snowman probably knows he’s not going to be around for long, however, who wants to see a bummed out snowman? That’d be like a Santa Clause that steals toys.

5.) Ok, you’re done. Take a picture and send it to any friends you have up north so they can laugh at you and your Louisiana snowman. Screw them though, because you just build a badass snowman.