Now you know why they call him ROCK MAN.

ORIGINAL LYRICS:

“I am Mega Man
I’m blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light, or “Right” (if you are from Japan)
Also known as Rockman.

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I’m a flustered am -
putee
POW POW!
Eight robot bosses in eight levels
dishevel and revel in devilry,
I’ll steal their weaponry

Mega mega man mega mega man
Mega mega man mega mega man
Mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega
Mega Man!

I am also known as the “Blue Bomber”
I could shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer

Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog,
and then I ride off on my robot dog

Mehhhh-gaaaaaahh Maaaaaan
Mega maaaaaan….
THREE…

…PART THREE.”

Music composed by Yasuaki Fujita
p.s. I hyphenated am - putee so my related videos wouldn’t include creepy softcore porn with short-limbed women.