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The 1st night i got droped off at tommy"the finance director" manascos house and met
david "the borderline inspector" rodrigues
jonny"machette" austin
and joe "the machine"wolf
We then went to go ride the dust bowl in lafayette were we rode together for the 1st time, the dust bowl has a shit aquard quarter and some leges jonny foot jamed the quarter and it was a proper good seshon and joe was hoping up onto picnick tables and generaly being a stunt being a macine
We then went out to baton ruge and met up with evan "the good evan" butts and eric "rageing gaugen" stevenson to see a band called merryweather. There were 16 0z cans of camo miller highlife for 2$ and we all got fucked up i ended up pulling some lass who was theer,she was with her friends and some guy who looked like he had a quad in his douley pipe truck and a loaded shot gun and he kept on asking to buy her drinks. it was funny cos i was making out with her and he made me feel like a 3rd wheel!! When we left i was lookin for the lass i got off with but ended up kissing the girl that eric had been kissing all night ,it was soo fucking funny i only found out like on the last day but he still likes me so were cool haha. we all got back to tommys house and crashed ready for a day of hung over driving on the 3 hour trip to houston to see Derek.
We arrived at the woodlands to meet up with Derek and crash at his house we had an awsum seshon and everyone was going off, Joe was sending some tech ass lines and Jonny was going round the bowl like a mad man and Evan was manueling round the big bowl which is like the size of 18 foot ball pitches eric was dooin double tyer to fakie on a 6ft quarter which was pretty fucking good too.
we met up with Mark "skinny" the other Evan "suger tits" and Derek "derok obama".
Mark was sending some massive airs which were sliky smooth and Evan was sending his usual hop whips and hop bars on his 20Lb bike ,Danny Hickerson was there too dooin what danny does best .We stoped by a gas station and Danny got 2x 5 hour energys and 2 cans of monster enegery drink.
After ridin the park we went top dereks house for some post ridin drinks we got to a gas satation to buy some booze (petrol station) and some howended up buying 13 40s of old english and like 2 crates high life. I cant remeber fuck all from the night apart from being buffaloed a LOT. (Buffalo is a game were if your drinking from your right hand and some one called buffalo you have to down your whole drink and when drinkin 40s in your left hand it gets mighty tired mighty quick and its well hard not to switch.)After the booze had hit everyone and we started feeling tired we got in our sleeping bags ALL the lights were off and were about to go to sleep ,there was a silouete of danny hickerson sat at the bar percherd on the stool drinking a can of monster energy drink this is what we hered at 4 in the morning
danny: man these 5 hour enegery drinks last like errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
jonny: 5 hours danny???
danny: errrrr yea that sounds about right you know if there time reliese??
so are you guys done?? you off to bed???
we woke up the next day worse than the night before and went to the mall for a round of free samples even "not suger tits" saw the lead singer of slayer!!! I dont know what he looked like so i just took his word for it but he had already gone before we could say anything.We dossed about in the mall all day waitin for Derek to finnish work .When he finnished at 7 we set off for austin to go ride ramp ranch we drove another 3 hoursand as soon as we got there it was fucking closed!! which sucked but we made the most of it and went to a sweet ass park in austin it had a massive bowl and loads of street banks and leges and stuff , we were all having a good time then at 10 33 the lights went off like picth black off. If some one was in the bowl and that happened they would be dead fucking well scarey .After that we went to go hit up rode austin street, we started off ridin a proper tight bank which
Joe Wolf destroyed and oppisit there was a long thin ledge were Jonny weaved in and out of trees to manny to the end.We then went to the waxed c ledge which Evan "not suger tits" mannyed all the way round and into the road .We then went to the Arron ross ledges and without blinking an eye Joe wolf had already gone down it no bitch run or anything we then rode the laid back walls behind the Arron Ross leges and it was a proper blazer of a sheshon Jonny did a wall ride 18o off flat and that pretty much did it for the night, well derek tryed to peg stand manny down the biggest hill in austin got to like 4/5ths of the way down,looped out bounced ,rolled ,bounced again on his keys. it was soo funny but brutal at the same time cos he was going well fast
we all fixed up and looked sharp to go to a girl called katies house were we were staying ,as usual i got a 40 and everyone got drunk and larery . I ended up staying up till 6 in the mornin telling Derek that i was gonna put my balls in his eye sockets because he raped my myspace!!!At this point evan "civicvillian" had decided that he was going to throw up and sleept in the street!! at about 7 the lights went off and the cats came out one cat named Madonna kept attacking mark and scratching the fuck out of him, after about half an hour of this mark was just like "FUCK IT THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!!" Marches into the kicthen picks up the cat puts it in the microwave and goes to the toilet. I went to go let the cat out but couldnt find the
open button ,so all they heared was "beep beep" "STOP IT PETE WHAT ARE YOU DOOIN!!!" "I CANT FIND THE FUCKING OPEN BUTTON" evan let it out tho safe and sound so dont worry .Then he went out side and the cat got away we went allowed to let the cats out so evan jumped over onto the fence skreaming FUCKING CAT !!Then we heared a bottle fall and Evan was like"fucking cat threw a bottle at me" it was soo funny but i dont think the neigbours were impressed.
The next day we packed up and headed out to 9th street for a seshon. It was well good got to watch CHASE HAWK ride in the flesh and its better than a video!!!
we rode the green park too which was ok but went back to 9th street .There Jonny and Dave were like go talk to that guy hes from England. So i went up this English guy from darby and started chattin to him "EASSSY how ya dooin ect..." The convo went on and he went to go ride the big line, later on i found it was Gaz who ownes mutiny and i didnt even fucking know.
We had a great day ridin and got some pictures ,after we went to ramp ranch till it closed were as usual every one was going off. Mark was blasting the quater and Dave was blasting the box like it was no big deal, Evan (the good one) pegged a 5 ft sub box out of a 4 foot quarter and Joe Wolf sent it up a ledge to bar spin out evan (the good one) got some pics so ill put em up when i see them.I had a great shesh in the bowl but had more fun ridin the wierd quarters on top of the mini.
After the park closed at 10 we started the 4 hour drive to Dallas were we were ment to be staying at some guys house but 2 hours into the drive we found out this guys truckhad broken down which sucked!!!! so after an hour of standing in the cold in the middle of nowear texas we worked out that we were gonna spend the night in a motel and get everything sorted tomorow. we showed up at a motel the motel owner asked "how many people will be staying in the hotel" Tommys answer "yes" we all stacked the tabels and chairs into 1 pile at the edge of the room and we all slept in what space we could claim for our selfs. I slept under the sink and Derek slept next to me under the pipe and every time he moved he banged his head, It was soo funny he diserved it tho he snored in my ear all though the fucking night night and didnt get a wink of sleep
In the morning the hotel owner came out and threatened to call the police cos of all the people in the room ,so we all bailed fast! The room wasent even that nice haha
the crew finnished the 2 hours or so we had left to Allan we arrived there to see about 10000000000000 kids on fucking micro scooters!!! The place looked amazing
but it was nearly impossible to get a line in .Joe Wolf once again failed to dissapoint and was on a mission to send it UP the 11 stair big rail but hurt his wrist. Skinny was boostin the quarters into the tomb stones and just dooin what ever he liked. it was a good seshon (i put that like 9 times now but they were all good) when all the kids left and the chipolette was fucking awsum too.
I finaly got mt camera out and clocked a couple of clips there after the seshon we went back to Dereks for new years eve eve but Eric and Evan "the good evan" went to oklahoma to meet up with some other friends of theres.
We drove 6 hours back to Houston passing Bufflo were me an Tommy pulled over to chug a beer when in rome ect... we arrived at dereks and passed the fuck out we were all drained but it was Daves birthday so we had a couple of tins each and saved ourselfs to party new years!!
Went to go ride the woodlands Jonny was on fire today sending massive airs and t bogs over the hips . I rolled my ankle trying whips it was a good seshon as usual
and Tommy clocked loads of pics of Jonny blasting the hip which ill put on the blog when i get them ,we rode till about 8 ish then started partying I got fucked on OE as usual and every one else got pretty crunk as well ."Good bye 2000 and hate hello 2000 and shine!!" Nothing too wild went down apart from a horrible look from dereks room mate when he got back but o well some one should have told him it was the end of 2000 and hate!!
We then made the 3 hour drive back to Lafayette leaving evan Derek and Skinny in the woodlands. now back to 5 guys on the trip every 20 mins it felt like some one was missing? After gettin lost twice one having the I-10 dissapear and two gettin lost in iota so i could get some more money ,we made it to Lafayette. After having a well diserved myspace/facebook check and a battery recharge we went to buck nuttys and had a kick ass seshon. I even got my camera out again and got some footy clocked which ill put in the edit!
we got home had a couple of beers talked about how sick the trip was in the mornin they all got up before i did and left without having a hug bloody wankers!!
all in all it was a fucking awsum trip!!!
thanks to everyone who came and all the people we met
special thanks goes out to all the people who let us stay at there houses!!
and an extra special thanks to the person who put gps on i phones
and an extra extra special thanks to the person who invented the doller menu which we would all be dead without!!
